So after Pelosi's husband was attacked there is a new law making hammers "Assault Weapons". You now need a permit to own one and the manufactures have to make them so you can only swing it 10 times then you have to reset the head.
The times we are in😵
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
She gets so angry and opens her purse to take out the gun. But then, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "Don't do it honey". The blonde yells back, "Shut up, you are next".